ext_123617 ([identity profile] billeyler.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] dancer44 2011-08-19 03:49 am (UTC)

I thought you'd appreciate this one...

This is off topic, but I thought of you when I read it!

In Through The Out Door
library | Bedford, NS, Canada | Extra Stupid
(A woman and her son have just entered the library. They walk straight to me while I am sitting at the circulation desk. There
is only one entrance to the library. All other doors leading outside are clearly and brightly marked fire exits.)

Patron: “How do I come in?”

Me: “Sorry?”

Patron: “How do I come in here?”

Me: “Through the door?”

Patron: “Which one?”

Me: “The one you just walked through.”

Patron: “Oh okay, so I just do that again?”

Me: “Yes…that should work perfectly.”

Patron: “Thanks!” *walks away*


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